My dad is a complete cunt.
As the title may hint at, I am not exactly fond of my father. Why would this be do you think? Well here is just some tiny tidbits from memory.

My dad cheated on my mother when I was 6, with my mothers sister.

My dad despite having a more than profitable business did not pay child maintenance for me or my siblings after my mum left him because of the above. This left my mum to raise 4 children on her own, on meagre wages because she was unqualified for anything other than being a cleaner.

My dad constantly whinges about my mums use of pot, despite the fact that he is a raging alcoholic and does not see any irony in his statements.

I am a student and was royally skint last year, so I asked my dad to lend me 100 quid so I could buy my course texts. He did eventually, after being nagged into doing it by my granmother. 4 weeks later. After I borrowed some money off my mum.

Oh and the best one! I had heart palpitations from early teens, always just there every now and again. Which my dad constantly blamed on my low weight and poor diet. I had heart surgery two years ago and will be lucky to see 45 without a heart transplant.

Related to the above post. My dad always nagged me, poked me(not literally) for being really slim, despite the fact that I eat like a fat fucker. My own father gave me such horrendous body confidence issues there still around today.

Dads? You can fucking have mine.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)