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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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This makes us both look like twats. I was about 8 years old and around this time my Dad had a massive disagreement with my neighbour who was also the local barber along the road.
So with my hair all shaggy and no barber, guess who decides to cut my hair? Yep, DAD. He told me to sit on his bed which had newspapers all over as if leaving a puppy to piss himself.
About half an hour later, what I wanted as a 3 all over turned out to be a 5 on top, 5 on one side and 3 on the other, with a 4 on the back and a fringe which had its own horror film named after it (any ideas?)
I see it in the mirror and tears flood from my eyes and he said "What's wrong son did I cut your head or something?" With a bit of courage and pissed off about the hair rape, I turn around and blurt out in my Geordie twang: "CUT IT? YOU'VE FUCKING MASSACRED IT!!" And then in an American accent (Fuck knows why) I shout "IT'S HIDEOUS"

Within 5 seconds of it being said my Dad was pointing at me and crying with laughter. God I love him. :D
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:41, 3 replies)
Hair rape
I may use that phrase myself!
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:48, closed)
only if you credit me each time used said phrase lol

(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 20:13, closed)

(, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:31, closed)

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