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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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I told my eldest kid....
...that if you can hear the jingle on an ice-cream van, it means they've sold out.

Worked a treat for a couple of years! I 'fessed up as soon as she called me on it, though.
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:29, closed)
As far as I can tell, my dad was the only father in the history paterhood not to do this.
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:43, closed)
That's because he's an arsehole
and has clearly passed this gene onto you
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:09, closed)

(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:32, closed)

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