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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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This morningMy daughter told me that I was rubbish at brushing her hair - she has very curly and knotty hair and the brush we use is really old and perfect for her hair but it does snag a lot - Mummy is gentle and teases the knots out whereas I go for the pull really hard until the knot breaks free....
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:47, 1 reply)
Shave her head.It's the only way to be sure.
Alternatively, if she's young enough, give her some chewing gum, and wait for her to wonder what it would be like if she wrapped it in her hair.
It's what I did as a kid and it worked a treat. Well, if your idea of "working a treat" is having your head shaved getting a spanking and no supper, but I certainly ended up bald for a while.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:49,
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