I remember, some time ago...
I was having a chat with my Dad about how he met my Mum. I always felt sorry for him to be honest - he was always a bit timid, a bit of a geek. Never really fulfilled his dreams either - he had these grandeuse visions of being a writer, but, he never seemed to have the confidence to go through with it. Just a constant lack of confidence - one of the blokes he works with is always bearing down on him and making him do his work for him, then taking the credit. Its been that way for years.
Anyway, apparently (its a weird set of circumstances I know), my Mum's Dad hit my Dad with his car! Its certainly one way of meeting a future mate. Thing is not long after telling me this, a friend of mine (kind of a replacement father figure if you will), called me in the middle of the night because of some 'big project' he had. I got there and he started ranting and raving about a vision he had which led to him completely modifying his car.

Then the terrorists arrived and it kind of went down hill from there...
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:15, 5 replies)

i don't get it.

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:25, closed)

Watch this simple clue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgpuib_8Kw
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:27, closed)

Gotcha.
Sorry. i'm tired.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:48, closed)

Shirley...[1]
...you mean your mum's dad hit *you* with the car while your dad was perving on your mum?




[1] RIP Leslie
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:32, closed)

I...err...this is heavy!
Great Scott!!!
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)