Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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i learned the second half as:the dog ran up the chimney
he couldn't stand the smell
and when he got to the top of it
he shouted "fucking hell!"
there's probably a thousand regional variations, springing up wherever schoolchildren gather to swear and swap stickers
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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:41,
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