Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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BothamI heard a nice tale about cricket and fatherhood. In an Ashes match, Rodney Marsh was trying to annoy Ian Botham and put him off his game:
Marsh: So how's your wife and MY kids?
Botham: Wife's fine. Kids are retarded.....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:46,
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Reminds me of the story about James Hird (played AFL for Essendon). Australian's are seriously into 'sledging' but apparently Hird was a very decent guy. If he said to an opposition player on the field 'Hows your girlfriend' then it was a genuine enquiry - quite unusual.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 1:35,
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Top sledgingThe best I've heard is from Eddo Brandes, who was batting against Glenn McGrath.
McGrath: "Hey Eddo, why are you so fucking fat?"
Brandes: "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit".
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Best sledge ever....No question.
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