Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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couple from my dadwhenever he used to cut the chese he'd make a comment along "is that your motorcycle?",
also whenever one of us kids was going on about something he'd say
"are you sure?"
and we'd go "yeah!"
"absolutly positivly sure?"
yeah, we were absolutly positivly sure
"only fools are absolutly positivly sure"
only as im now typing this do i see the subtle wisdome in a bad joke there now.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 3:38, Reply)
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