Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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It's a bastardWhen engaged in a tough job on his old car, my father would always look up and say "dear mother, it's a bastard", then give the reply "dear son, so are you".
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 6:21, Reply)
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