Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad's worst ever joke......is one which he repeats to visitors when my Mum asks whether they'd like tea or coffee. He always says "or you can have a mixture - toffee!"
I never found this anything other than cringeworthy, and I think some regular visitors have started to feel the same.
Also when I was a kid, he used to do the "Pull my finger" thing when he farted. I did think this was humorous the first couple of times though.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:52,
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