Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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On my dad's 50th birthdayhe took us to a greek restaurant. The waiter handed him the menu, and he said. "Can you recommend something. This menu's all greek to me".
The waiter must have heard that joke several million times, and I think it was only by chance that this was the penultimate straw, not the one that broke the camel's back - I think the next person that cracked that joke would have been leaving via the back door in separate bin bags..
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expf, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:57,
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