Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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When we're having a take away..........we ask my dad if he fancies an Indian.
His answer is always: "I couldn't eat a whole one". Hillariously implying that we mean an Indian person rather than the popular cuisine.
The most painful part is knowing, deep down, that when I have kids I'll do exactly the same thing, and consider myself a modern day Russ Abbott.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:03, Reply)
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