Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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In the 70's/80'swhen we Brits used to win just about everything at ice skating, everytime a championship was televised my dear father would "entertain" us/friends/neighbours by "skating" in front of the tv, across the carpet in his socks, even throwing in the odd double axel and triple toe loop whilst yelling things like "Who's going to give Daddy a 5.9 for artistic impression then ?" and "Ooooh look it's Jack Cousins/Jack Curry/Jack Torville and Dean" etc etc. Gaaaaaah !!!! He also used to threaten us kids with bizarre punishments such as "If you don't stop that I shall be forced to sing the third act of Tosca" Funny thing was, that always sounded worse than a smacked bottom.....
Oh, and he STILL (20 odd years later) everytime he goes to the loo repeats that hilarious gaff from Blockbusters - "I think I'll have a P Bob"
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rabbitz, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:27,
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