Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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WheneverI came home from the hairdressers my Dad would always ask "Were they shut?". I remember this was particularly fun when I was 15 and sported a brillant Morrissey monster quiff which had to be trimmed and set every few weeks, come home with huge hair tree on head and almost shaved back and sides - "Were they shut?" HA HA HA ha HAA
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:29, Reply)
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