Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I remembered one my stepfather used to come out with.If we told him to "pack it in" he'd say
"Paki's don't come in tins, they come in banana boats"
Apologies to all Asians out there, my stepfather was always a cranberry
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:31,
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