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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I have a french better half ...
... which apparently gives my father the excuse to ask her "what is the french for ...?" everytime anybody uses an anglicised french word. Like rendezvous, restaurant, hotel, ... or half the %$#£ing english language.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:56, Reply)

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