Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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so many to choose frommy dad is like a cut-price eric morecombe
*walks around with glasses perched on his head*
"has anyone seen my glasses?"
*fakes injury* "Ouch! My leg! I think it's got a bone in it!"
*if you take a second helping of food*
"Don't they have food down in London then?"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:36, Reply)
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