Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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DrowningWhen I was about four or five my old man used to take us swimming.
This is before a) I could swim without armbands and b) certainly before I even understood the concept of holding your breath underwater.
How we screamed as Dad used to sink to the bottom of the pool and lay there for 20 seconds or so...
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:47, Reply)
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