Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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fly in my soup!the usual reply to an exclamation of a fly in food was "that's extra protein!"
it made me laugh the first few times, but then it just got tedious. to be fair to the man,he did have his comedy moments. stupid driving, swerving the car, which scared my mum. also coming back from a football/cricket match, and when they'd lost, he always says, "we came second", which is logically true. the eternal optimist, i guess...
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:49, Reply)
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