Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Bon appetit?I used to go to french classes when I was very young and unfortunately my dad picked up a few words from it too, so now he finds it highly amusing to exclaim 'BON APPETIT HOBEAR (his rendition of Robert in french)' in a ridiculous french accent when he lays down dinner in front of me. Sometimes he repeats 'BON' a few times for good measure.
Oh yeah and I don't ever ask him 'Where's my bag Dad?' any more, else I get 'BAGHDAD?!!?1' for the next half an hour.
And of course there's always the 'what are you doing Dad?' - 'I'm skiing Rob' conversation.
And finally when I was younger, I was a right bastard to get out of bed for school, and totally stubborn to show that I was breaking against his attempts. So instead, he used to pick me up out of bed and put me down on the landing outside my room, still 'asleep', so when I finally got up I was a) cold b) even more pissed off than before. Was probably amusing for him anyway.
Oh and really finally, whenever I was in the car with him when I was younger, he used to beep his horn and wave to random people on the street, so embarassing, but was quite funny to see bewildered people waving back at him.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:05, Reply)
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