Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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2 classics......from my 'old man'.
#1
Anytime you tell him that you've broken something, or injured your self somehow, or done something daft his immediate quip is:
"That was a daft thing to do."
Even as a small child I realised how watermeloning annoying that is.
#2
When you get something in your eye, and you start rubbing it the following conversation occurs.
Dad: "What's up?"
Me: "There's something in my eye"
Dad: "Yeah, it's your finger"
Hi-watermeloning-larious!
And they wonder why I moved out and don't visit very often anymore.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:09, Reply)
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