Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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The worstjokes are probably the two that he does over and over and over. It doesn't matter that no one else laughs, he laughs enough at them time and time again to make up for it.
1. Anyone asks "Can you make me a cup of coffee/tea?" He waves his hands over their heads and says "Poof! You are now a cup of coffee/tea!" Hilarious.
2. "Dad? Have you seen (insert lost item here)?" His answer every single time "If it was up your ass you'd know where it was."
My dad, I sure love him, glad I had him for a Dad rather than anyone else, but I'm also thankful that he lives 6,000 miles away.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:27, Reply)
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