Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Every time my brother-and-law* lights a cigarette (which is lots)He says: "Have you got a light, Mac? No, but I’ve got a brown overcoat." Then he laughs like a drain at the wit he inhereted from the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.
(My sister kicked him out last month, to universal relief.)
*He's dad to my three nephews, so this counts.
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