Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Arl arseOh dear, I do loads of these things as well.
I'm quite a young Dad so for a long time I thought it must be cool for my son to have such a hip and with-it father. However, my music tastes are stuck in the 80s and whenever my lad is watching Top of the Pops or whatever it's called nowadays (see?) I do the old Mary Whitehouse Experience sketch of dancing badly and saying "What's this? It's got a good beat." Although you lot prolly don't remember that Hugh Dennis was funny before he became a doctor in My Hero. I also call all boy-bands "Take That" and expect the poor bugger to understand the joke. Worse still I never fail to point out when a song is a cover version (even if it was a cover in my youth as well).
My own Dad has pretty bad humour as well, which tends to be of the 'you had to be there' variety. Like whenever I say "that's funny" (meaning strange) he'd laugh out loud, or if I meant funny-funny he'd say, "yes, odd, isn't it?"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:32, Reply)
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