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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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When I lived at home with my parents and i'd be listening to music in my bedroom (usually fast punkish stuff), my dad often poked his head around the door and said "Who's this you're listening to?... Meat-head or Motorloaf?"

Still don't know to this day if he was serious :)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:47, Reply)

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