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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my dad used to have a couple of jokes about his old car
1. he had a rolls-canardly
it rolls down hill but can hardly get up them

2. we had a skoda which had the engine in the back so when you opened the front of the car it looked like it had no engine!

he used to tell my friends that it was peddel powered / like a flinstone car
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:52, Reply)

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