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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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oh wait another!
I had just been to the shops to purchase a loaf of bread and was walking home with it when i got a call from my dad.

me: "Hi Dad!"
dad: "Hi! What you doin?"
me: "Walking down the road with a loaf in my hand..."
dad: "It's got good reception!"

badum tish ithangyew.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:44, Reply)

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