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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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hm, dad jokes...
My dad moved out when I was ikle and I see him about once a year. My Uncle at christmas always makes us laugh till we wet ourselves. Ill be looking forward to....oh wait, hes not coming this year....

Um, my stepdad is a moaner, putting everyone off everything.

Every time we eat, he says stuff like "eating makes you fat" and "I used to work for birdseye, picking out maggots"

And hes not joking.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:46, Reply)

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