Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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chuckling dadsDad, on far too many occasions, will tell us, "I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was eating a huge marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow was gone." But when he's not telling us that one, he will say, "I used to be a werewolf...but I'm alright nnoooowwwww" ending on a ridiculous howl. These gems keep Dad amused for hours. However, we would like to locate the missing pillow and put him out of our misery.
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thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:53,
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