Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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ClassicsThese ones always get me:
Dad: Get's you down...
Me: What?
Dad: Lifts.
boomchaa.....
Dad: Makes you sick doesn't it?
Me: What?
Dad: Rollercoasters.
badumchaa.....
Dad: Still, at the end of the day...
Me: What?
Dad: It gets dark.
Ohh good god...
Not to mention:
Slept like a log last night.
Woke up next to the fire.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:09, Reply)
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