Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Terry Wogan is to blame for all this.I'm convinced. My mum's the worst for repeating his jokes, but my Dad occasionally chips in. His favourite is (as with so many here) from the dinner table. He always asks "Would you like a little wine?" before whimpering like a puppy whose mother's just died. Every. Single. Time.
He's great though, mind.
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TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:10,
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