Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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As I grew up with just my mum and sisterMy mum was the crack pot.
Oh easter, every single Egg joke Every single year, it was funny the first time when I was about 8 when I noticed it then it became anoying, but now I join in with her.
"what an EGGstrordinary day were are having, Im so EGGcited about easter arnt you? Yes, EGGsactly?"
This lasts all easter, egg egg egg egg egg....
Oh and another thing I think ive mentioned in the past. Even though my mum is well brought up and hates swearing, as a kid I remember calling bolougnase Bollocknase and she used to say Willy happy baby orangutan not wonker.
I used to get in a lot of trouble at school because of those....
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:17,
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