Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Oh and its thanks to my sister for this one.In the house, everybody does this now to everyone when bored or in need of help.
Mum:Susie!
Me:What?!
Mum: Stinks!
Me even do it to the cats that answer with pathetic meowa thet sound like "whaaaat" (their siameis)
Oh and as I was the youngest, even as a teenager and now when out to dinner my mum makes me go collect things from people dressed in stupid animal costumes or ask things loudly like "do you want to go visit santa? didnt stop you in the past" as well as trying to pass me off as a kid for cheaper food.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:26,
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