Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Most notorious dad joke...During every christmas dinner this little gem used to get trotted out.
Q: What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
A: Bing sings but Walt dis'nay.
Obviously helps if said in a Scottish accent which he failed to do.
Regular as clockwork my aunt used to pipe up that she didn't get it and everyone refused to explain it. This led to numerous repeats of the same joke every year.
*joy*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:27, Reply)
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