Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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shazamI've lost count of the amount of times I've heard this, but I suppose it's quite stoopidly funny...
Dad starts telling a friend about a magician he once saw and explains that he was picked to put his watch in a bag and have the magician hammer it to peices. After the trick the magician doesn't return the watch and instead tells him to go and sit down.
After the show, quite miffed about his expensive watch, he approaches the sorcerer to have words. "Don't worry about it, let me get you a drink" he says. Getting more pissed off about the watch, Dad starts to threaten the magician. "Look, I told you don't worry about it. Lets sit down and let me buy you a drink and a pie"
Magician orders a pint and a steak and kidney pie from the barmaid. Still concerned about the watch Dad asks him one last time to return it. "Have a look in the pie" says the magician....
And can you guess whats inside???
Yes, Steak and Kidney.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:17, Reply)
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