Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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God-awful jokesWhen I was a kid, my mum and dad would tell me off for saying "What?" when I didn't hear something.
When I corrected myself, saying "Pardon?", they would always, without exception, reply "Granted."
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:57, Reply)
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