Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Oh god I just rememberedMy old boyfriend invited me round to his for valantines day (I decided i was going spill and end this no go relationship that day, then i remebered it was val day so i delayed it by a couple of weeks). Had a really nice time and his parents went out and when they came back while we were watching the simpsons his dad came out and said "I thought you were giving 'er one upstairs thats why we were out so long and came in quietly!"
Um....
He was serious. I had the last laugh though when his dad went upstairs to finish the tiling when we heard this almighty crash as he fell in the bath
Never did or would. Still single
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 16:06,
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