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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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not so much my dad...
..but my grandparents, whenever they came to stay at my parents would sit down to a meal, look at each other & then nudge me & say
"it's nice here, isn't it. Are they open on Sundays?"

How we all laughed.

Really.

It got funnier every time we heard it.

Another 'classic' from my grandfather was the "It'll either rain or get dark before morning"

(the long, winter evenings....)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 16:33, Reply)

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