Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My daddy left homewhen I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me,
Just this ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
(Not quite true: he didn't call me Sue and was so good as to wait until I was 13 before he left...)
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 16:48,
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