Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Just remembered another....Not only did my dad have the good ole one liners to repeat at every possible occassion, but he had one in particular that was very long winded and in the end some people wouldn't get it.
He'd run into some acquaintance and go into this story about how he nearly had to spend an entire night at the police station. About how he witnessed some woman defacing a van with a naked woman painted on the side and the owner came back and they got into a fight. So the woman then snaps the aerial off of the van and starts beating the guy with it. The police are called, my dad has to go in as he's a witness. He goes on and on adding more and more detail to the story, really gets the other person hooked into it thinking that this has seriously happened. Punchline? Apparently the guy died of van aeriel disease? *groan*
Try keeping the bored look off of your face as you dad pulls this on someone for the billionth time.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 16:58, Reply)
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