Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my dad makes the worst jokes everseriously - he works in marketing and does seminars and shit - so to liven them up - he came up with this little gem.
"Right, before we start our discussion on intranet management, I read about a new film which is going to come out next year. Its all about famous composers, and quite a few actors have expressed an interest. Van Dam has said he wants to play Mozart. Cruise has been tipped for the role of Beethoven. And Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach."
My Dad Sucks
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:25, Reply)
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