Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Seeing venison on the menu..."That's rather dear"
After several years of hearing crap jokes, you eventually build up such indefatigable contempt that even if they do say something funny you find it necessary to silently hate them for it and send them a look that says, "Too little too late, I'll never find you funny now."
Parents, just gotta love 'em.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:25, Reply)
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