Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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In retrospect, my Dad's pretty badBut there are a lot worse.
I go around to my mates house to watch footie quite often.
And when ever Djemba-Djemba comes one - he always says "So good - they named him twice."
It pisses me off, especially since his name is Grant Gary Garbett - which is much worse.
I want to hit him, but he's taller than me.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
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