Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Dad jokesThis one REALLY REALLY anoys me and he still does it.
Ever since The first gulf war my dad has used this terrible joke. we used to play football in the garden and if he missed the goal I'd say "Too bad dad" to which he'd reply "to baghdad? Who's going to baghdad?" and then grin like the yeti from the film bigfoot. And he STILL does it today - I'm 20 years old dad why do you taunt me!!! whhhyyy!!!!?!?!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:35, Reply)
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