Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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The old chestnut ...Dad: Who's for steak & kiddley Pie?
Me & sis: It's steak & kidney!
Dad: That's what I said, diddle I?
My Grandads' favourite when we were kids was to ask us what we wanted for Xmas and after me & sis had babbled away exitedly for a good minute or so would say "I know what I'll give yer for Christmas - a clip for yer head and a box for yer ears!" Cue cuffs to head.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 21:09, Reply)
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