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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Whenever my dad and uncle talked about something that deserved exclamation, they'd always use the phrase "Jumping Jews of Jerusalem!" which is apparently from the first series of Black Adder.

They also used to recreate the logo theme of the Open University at random times. Pah-pahm, pah-pahm, pah-pahh, pah-pahm, pahm pahm pahm paaaaaaahm! Mental!

As I get older I find myself on the wrong end of many a dad joke, i.e. telling them. I also blame Naked Gun and the resurgence of 60's radio comedy on BBC7.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 22:53, Reply)

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