Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Not so much a crap thing that he always says, but...Dad would always get a little nervous when my friends came to visit, and in one case, a schoolfriend from a town nearby came to tea with us for logisital purposes.
Early on in the meal he commented, "Hmmmmm, peas for dinner", and just sat there doing his strange almost-silent belly-shaking giggle that he always does when a little nervous.
If nothing else this just utterly confused the rest of us.
The only other I can think of offhand was him getting fed up answering the telephone. I sound rather like my dad in conversation, so when he picked up up the phone for the umpteenth time one night, he said "Kev B**l*y's answering service?"
My friend replied "Fcuk off, Kev".
My dad collapsed in tears of laughter. My friend couldn't face him after that.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 0:49, Reply)
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