Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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26 here, it makes me a participant!As we step in a restaurant, the host will ask:
"-Do you have a reservation?
-Oh no, I don't have any reservations about this place! (Turns to us) Do you have any reservations?"
To which, of course, I reply as the stand-up comedian's sidekick that I have become with age:
"-I certainly do not have any reservations about this restaurant!"
And finally, the dad to conclude with the host:
"No, we do not have any reservations."
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 3:48, Reply)
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