Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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restaurantsAt the end of a restaurant meal my Dad loves to shout out to the waiter to bring him "The William". (the bill)
My mum's jokes are more sarky. As a teenager I'd always be running around searching for something (keys, schoolbook, etc) When I'd yell out "Don't worry I've found it!", she'd reply, "Good, I can stop holding my breath then, can I?"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 9:32, Reply)
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