Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Argh!A child hood of nightmare-ish gags suppressed from my memory, lest I become scarred for life, has now come flooding back to haunt me... ARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!
There must be some place, some secret, unholy place, where dads-to-be get together and share these jokes among themselves. Either that or there is some b3ta-esque forum (www.d4d.com?) where they can share their jokes.
Aaanyway, back on topic:
My Dad used to walk into the room, silently produce *the* most rancid fart, leave the room, then come back in the room and blame you for the smell. Evil swine, but I loves 'im for it.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 12:31, Reply)
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